Split Ends

Written by Frank Vickery

Nancy and Cyril are about to meet their son Norman’s new girlfriend Susan for the first time. Susan, however whilst slim as a rake has a stomach capacity of a large dustbin and starts to eat them out of house and home. But that’s not the only problem for Norman’s father – Cyril. He goes into hiding when his wig goes missing. Add to this a lost contact lens, a litter of kittens and you have this recipe for chaos…